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I know the women who see the title of this blog are going to say “what the hell is Red Grant talking about, don’t he know that we have babies, we bleed once a month for five days, and we got to deal with men lying ass.” Blah blah blah blah. But at the end of the day it’s harder being a man.
Why you ask? Well first of all men have to go against there natural instincts, what women don’t know is we have to tame the beast everyday, yes I said the beast, the monster, the poker, the maniac, the rising star, the gentle giant, the stripper pole, the unpredictable pop up artist, the brother who wakes up early, the killer of VJJ, and the many other names that he is called. Sometimes he is called small by some women who are hurt by him, which I feel is very disrespectful. You should have told him that when he was small in you for the last two years. Women don’t be mad at your man, be mad at his friend that lives below, because its his friend who doesn’t know he is suppose to live like the brain tells him too. God made him to seek and destroy. So him and the brain are always in constant war with one another. “I need VJJ” “no you don’t” “yes I do” “no you don’t” “ok I guess I don’t, but it feels like I do”. At the end of the day the brain has to win this fight or we lose our beautiful women. I know some of you women are saying give me one of those below monsters and I will show you how to control him, it can’t be that hard, but if Y’all had a beef cake for one day most of y’all would lose your mind. You probably do it to a the first four ugly women you see. So that’s why I feel like it’s hard being a man.